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Email Reply

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I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.
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kimmo
42 days ago
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Espoo, Finland
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iaravps
30 days ago
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It me
Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
mooglemoogle
42 days ago
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https://emaildebtforgiveness.me
Virginia
0utis
41 days ago
Wow, now I can wait another nine months before replying to that email. Thanks!
hannahdraper
42 days ago
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This is me.
Washington, DC
alt_text_bot
42 days ago
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I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.
Covarr
42 days ago
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Sorry it's taken me two years to reply to your email. Anyway, I'd love to attend your barbecue if you haven't had it yet.
Moses Lake, WA

Here to Help

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"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."
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kimmo
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Espoo, Finland
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vl
140 days ago
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Instead of algorithms it should be machine learning of course.
Seattle, WA
eraycollins
140 days ago
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Suggest having this strip at hand when reading Cathy O'Neil's book, Weapons of Math Destruction.
Covarr
140 days ago
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For the last time, Joe, an algorithm can't explain why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Moses Lake, WA
chusk3
140 days ago
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My life in a nutshell
Austin, Texas
alt_text_bot
140 days ago
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"We TOLD you it was hard." "Yeah, but now that I'VE tried, we KNOW it's hard."
JayM
141 days ago
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ROFL. :)
Atlanta, GA

Chat Systems

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I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.
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fmeggers
163 days ago
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Chaos communications

iPhone: 47.398945,8.541090
tante
189 days ago
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The Internet will connect us all ... just not really
Oldenburg/Germany
bitofabother
189 days ago
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Too real.
francisga
189 days ago
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I love that AIM users are not reachable any other way.
Lafayette, LA, USA
adamgurri
189 days ago
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THIS
New York, NY
mrobold
189 days ago
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The struggle is real.
Orange County, California
JayM
189 days ago
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No bubble for: Email-SMS-Jabber-iMessage-Skype-IRC-TwitterDM-LinkedIn-PrivateForums-NewsBlurComments
Atlanta, GA
mindspillage
189 days ago
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Also, NewsBlur comments.
Mountain View, California
jth
189 days ago
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POST /inbox/new&msg=Hi!%20How%20have%20you%20been%3F%20It%27s%20been%20years%20since%20I%27ve%20seen%20you%20around.
Saint Paul, MN, USA
drchuck
189 days ago
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Nobody uses Wikipedia talk pages?
Long Island, NY
alt_text_bot
189 days ago
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I'm one of the few Instagram users who connects solely through the Unix 'talk' gateway.
HarlandCorbin
189 days ago
I found me on the diagram, i seem to be in a lonely group.

Wumo 2017-03-08

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Fok_it 2017-02-20

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Phone Numbers

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Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
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wreichard
237 days ago
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Just email me. Please.
Earth
toddgrotenhuis
237 days ago
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me IRL
Indianapolis
Brstrk
238 days ago
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#4 is for whenever I have to enter a number and think I'll be bombarded with robocalls, unless the call starts with a magic package, in which case it's forwarded to my laptop to wake it up.
Covarr
238 days ago
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What about #2?
Moses Lake, WA
tsuckow
237 days ago
It's the Google voice number
chrisrosa
238 days ago
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this in a nutshell
San Francisco, CA
CallMeWilliam
238 days ago
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voicemail is terrible.
alt_text_bot
238 days ago
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Texting should work. Unless the message is too long, in which case it gets converted to voicemails, and I think I'm locked out of my voicemail.
adam8797
238 days ago
You're my new favorite bot.
Aissen
238 days ago
@adam8797 Author here. Glad you like it! I forgot it was still running ! You probably don't need it anymore since on mobile you can long press images to see the alt text now.
samuel
237 days ago
Heh, this is a great bot. Keep it!
Aissen
237 days ago
@samuel I have no intention to stop it for now, it just runs itself :-)
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